1994 “Street Fighter” movie is treated like a punching bag, but the line, “For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday,” lives in my head rent-free. If there’s any line that has reshaped my understanding of society, it’s one from Agent K in “Men in Black.” In the scene, Agent J questions the decision to keep aliens a secret from humanity, claiming, “People are smart. They can handle it.” Agent J counters this by saying, “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it.”
It’s this uncomfortable truth that lingers whenever a new wave of mass hysteria pops up as a result of fear, and one that “Fantastic Four: First Steps” elects to explore. The latest film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe follows Marvel’s first family — married scientists Reed Richards, aka Mr. Fantastic (Pedro Pascal); Sue Storm, aka The Invisible Girl (Vanessa Kirby); Sue’s kid brother Johnny Storm, aka The Human Torch (Joseph Quinn); and Reed’s best friend Ben Grimm, aka The Thing (Ebon Moss-Bachrach). The quartet was altered by cosmic radiation during a space mission and returned to Earth as superheroes, turning them into beloved celebrities and protectors the world over. When Galactus threatens to eat Earth unless Reed and Sue give him their soon-to-be-born baby Franklin, the citizens of Earth respond like everyone’s favorite meme of Michael Jordan.
That is, until Sue Storm delivers a moving speech, and the entire world suddenly decides to get on board and work together as a team like in “Independence Day.” Ah, to live on Earth-828